Comments on Spring is a-comin' Name: Brandish Date: Mon Apr 3 09:02:25 2006 Subject: Unreasonable Skewers Comments: Since it is a blah and not blog, I thought that might grant poetic license. Therefore I have composes an unreasonable skewers haiku. The number defied Reason and girth and rules Steak you must be tamed Another? Questioning skewers Be reasonable you are Only a skewer Name: Brandish Date: Mon Apr 3 16:14:50 2006 Subject: Unreasonable Skewers Comments: Since this is a blah, and not a blog, as I have been reminded, I think a little poetic license is encouraged. Therefore, Unreasonable Skewer Haikus - Wayward skewers rage In summer firepits with shrimp Eaten and submit The number of steaks Defied vision, girth and hunger Steaks - one, Lauren zero. Last one. Unreasonable Sticks with meat and veggies grilled They talk back to you.